Be a Supporter!

staff0rdstaff0rd

Main Games Reviews Stats

Medal Related Links

Contact Info / Websites

staff0rd's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 22 (From 7 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 300 Points

Ancient Orb

Your First Purple Orb Unlocked 9/8/16
5 Points
collect a purple orb
Your first green orb 25 Points collect a green orb
Finish the game 100 Points see "the end"

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)

bananadoh

Just startin' out Unlocked 4/13/16
5 Points
Reach 30 points in Easy/Blue
Too easy for you Unlocked 12/9/16
5 Points
Reach 90 points in Easy/Blue
You got this Unlocked 4/13/16
5 Points
Reach 60 points in Easy/Blue
Bananarama Unlocked 4/13/16
10 Points
Reach 120 points in Normal/Green
Milkman Unlocked 4/13/16
10 Points
Reach 180 points in Normal/Green
Now we playin' Unlocked 4/13/16
10 Points
Reach 60 points in Normal/Green
Bananapro Unlocked 4/14/16
25 Points
Reach 90 points in Hard/Red
Maximum APM Unlocked 4/26/16
25 Points
Reach 180 points in Hard/Red
Ownt Unlocked 12/9/16
25 Points
Reach 270 points in Hard/Red
Rekt 50 Points Reach 500 points in any mode

Medals Earned: 9/10 (120/170 points)

Deterministic Dungeon

Field Journalist Unlocked 5/11/16
5 Points
Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!
Nooks and Crannies 10 Points Find 3 "golden orb" rooms
You Shall Not Pass 25 Points Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)
Bartering Beast 50 Points Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop
Totem Totalitarian 50 Points Earn all 5 totems
Deterministic Demon 100 Points Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)

Hitting Stuff at a Building

1/5 Stars Unlocked 8/23/16
5 Points
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Darwin Award 5 Points Achieve the inevitable
Poop Toucher 5 Points You touched a poop!
Second floor please 5 Points TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
First Contact 10 Points You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
It's the Fart Man again 10 Points Have you tried eating less fiber
Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points Kill a construction worker
The Witching Hour 10 Points Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points Collect all the dumb movies
This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points Visit the Demolition Carnival
Safe Cracker 100 Points And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
My Name is David Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
One Roommate with Extra Froth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ahab's Revenge Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stock Market Crash Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Fall of Planet Earth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Telecommunications Blackout Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You havin a jiggle, mate? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's a kitty! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)

Honey Shot

Height 200 Unlocked 8/23/16
5 Points
Reach a height of 200 without continues
Height 500 Unlocked 8/23/16
10 Points
Reach a height of 500 without continues
Height 750 Unlocked 9/6/16
25 Points
Reach a height of 750 without continues
Bees 50 5 Points Get stung by 50 bees
Grubs 100 5 Points Get attacked by 100 grubs
Honey 1000 5 Points Collect 1000 honey
Shields 100 5 Points Collect 100 shields
Bees 100 10 Points Get stung by 100 bees
Grubs 200 10 Points Get attacked by 200 grubs
Honey 2000 10 Points Collect 2000 honey
Shields 200 10 Points Collect 200 shields
Bees 250 25 Points Get stung by 250 bees
Honey 5000 25 Points Collect 5000 honey
Shields 500 25 Points Collect 500 shields
Grubs 500 50 Points Get attacked by 500 grubs
Height 1000 50 Points Reach a height of 1000 without continues

Medals Earned: 3/16 (40/275 points)

Sydney Shark

BroadcastHeli Unlocked 8/23/16
25 Points
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight Unlocked 8/23/16
25 Points
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet Unlocked 8/23/16
25 Points
Take down the crocodile jet
HH65Dolphin Unlocked 8/23/16
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
AirbusA380 25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk 25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
DHC2Beaver 25 Points Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
NuclearRocket 25 Points Nuke Sydney
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Sailplane 25 Points Take down the sailplane
UFO 25 Points Take down the UFO
Zeppelin 25 Points Take down the zeppelin
Horse 50 Points Kill 9 horses
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/17 (100/525 points)

TrumpGrounds

Ace of Spades Unlocked 5/9/16
5 Points
Get a single spade in a spin
HUGE LOSER! Unlocked 5/9/16
10 Points
Lose all your credits.
Three's Company Unlocked 5/9/16
10 Points
Win with three hearts.
Too Wild 5 Points Get two wilds in a single spin.
10k 25 Points Reach $10,000 in credit.
Four's a Crowd 25 Points Win with four angry faces.
Good Signal! 25 Points Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Keep it 100 25 Points Get 100 spins in a single game.
Six Dollar Burger 50 Points Win with 6 rows of cash.
Jackpot!!!! 100 Points Win the Jackpot
Lucy in the Sky 100 Points Win with 7 rows of diamonds

Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/380 points)